The Subpage of Subpar Prophets: Vegetable Vibes 3

We have 7 subpar prophets to guide you on your journey through the land of bland vegetables. Don't worry, it's not like they'll actually help you or anything.

• Veggie Vibes 1: The Prophet of the Purple Cabbage
• Veggie Vibes 2: The Prophet of the Limp Lettuce
• Veggie Vibes 3: The Subpage of Subpar Prophets (You)
• Veggie Vibes 4: The Prophet of the Bland Broccoli
• Veggie Vibes 5: The Prophet of the Overly-Hyped Kale
• Veggie Vibes 6: The Prophet of the Underwhelming Cucumber
• Veggie Vibes 7: The Prophet of the Totally-Not-That-Interesting Carrot